#whatshouldTFAcallme

When I’m attempting to make myself disappear

I’m like,

When the principal looks me to me for a final disciplinary decision regarding a horribly behaved student

I’m like,

When I see a student in need of assistance

I’m like,

When kids ask for candy in exchange for correct answers

I’m like,

On a typical Friday night, while every other 23 year old in the country is grinding on someone at the Jersey Shore

I’m like,

When a student is caught with his cell phone in class

He’s like,

When I say things in my head that I cannot say out loud

I’m like,

When I’m tracking

I’m like,

When I eat food a kid offered me and then realize they did something to it first

I’m like,

When I ask one of my angsty middle school students what they’re going to do this weekend

They’re like,